Andrew.
By: Ted - professional artist.

Current Diagnoses:

Never admitted to International Institute of Boring Research, close friend of Keizo Marui.  Currently, employed at the Bank of Montreal as Query God.

Backround:

Andrew is a young devoted bank employee.  Graduate of the University of Toronto Engineering, Andrew now works at the Bank of Montreal.  In school, Andrew kept himself busy by playing with the elevators and numberous pratical jokes on pretty much everyone.  Unfortunately, now he constantly talks to himself, bickering about the 'coops' around him and saying 'Fooph!' at random times.  He is found constantly waiting for data and turning to the Internet sites such as EBay to keep himself busy.  Although his case is not classified as "SERIOUS", but MILD much like over half of the  known cases today.  The extreme boredom does not affect him all the time, however he does experience boredom on a lower scale almost all the time.